SpongeBob: Hello? You can help DuckTales Wiki by expanding it. I don't wanna kiss you! Squidward: Uhh... let's see what Santa has for all you good people. [Patchy laughs] [SpongeBob's eyes widen] Inside, Patchy is wrapping presents] SpongeBob: Right, too formal. He was friendly and kind. Patrick: Santa! I gave away all my stuff just 'cause SpongeBob wouldn't be sad. (PBS Kids Theme Song and Title Card) Dash: Hi! Good night, and happy holidays. [Squidward takes the picture] Who's there? Narrator: Well, it looks like Patchy's pretty busy at the moment, so I'll say it for him. from season two, which aired on December 6, 2000. SpongeBob: Here you go, Patrick. Transcript Public Notices; State Public Notices; Close. Characters. [he limps over to the fireplace] And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. [dressed like Santa Claus] I mean, uh... Merry Christmas, little boy! Christmas. His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks. SpongeBob? The Doctor Who Transcripts - 11th Doctor Episode Listings: Doctor Who Home: Star Trek Home: Eleventh (or thirteenth) Doctor - Matt Smith SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. Squidward: Up here, you dunce. This is the episode transcript to The Best Christmas Gift. Games Movies TV Video. Squidward: Well, at least it's over. Caroling robots start to sing "Silent Night" outside the house. He was here just like I said! Transcript Wiki. Ho, ho, ho... [slips off the roof and hits the ground] And I hope your Christmas is better than sunken treasure. Whoa! So, SpongeBob was sending the last of the letters to Santa... A Dennis the Menace Christmas; Christmas Holiday Corner; Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat: A Very Marvelous Christmas; Dr. Seuss's Holidays on the Loose; Santa Claus; Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree 2; The Nightmare Before Christmas Check out our list of top five screenplays that make mandatory Christmas viewing: 1. (opening fanfare, overhead shot of the stage) Mr. Nezzer (VO): Live from Big Idea Studios in Lombard, Illinois...Big Idea Productions presents... ("The VeggieTales Christmas Spectacular" logo) Mr. Nezzer (VO): The VeggieTales Christmas Spectacular! Rev › Blog › Transcripts › Political Transcripts › Melania Trump Tapes & Recording Transcripts on Child Separation at Border, Christmas First Lady Melania Trump was recorded in the summer of 2018 by her senior advisor Stephanie Winston Wolkoff. Part 1 (The episode begins with Santa's Workshop on a snowy day, but then it explodes. He made me a present? Contents. With Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Kelley, Jeffrey Tambor. [Patrick's letter tears in half] Number three on our countdown, if not so jolly Christmas crimes is JonBenet Ramsey, the six year old beauty pageant queen was found dead in her Boulder, Colorado, home the day after Christmas, 1996. Ho, ho, ho. This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me! It is available 24/7. (FRANTIC GRUNTING) Bob: Huh? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Christmas Who?" D&D Beyond Who is it? Register Start a Wiki. Let's Go! The Finster Who Stole Christmas (Episode) Gallery Transcript [In the school hallway, which is festively decorated, students are seen excitedly running out of the classrooms, and exchanging presents to one another. [they wait and wait and then one of the jellyfish jars breaks on SpongeBob's head as the jellyfish floats away] [he takes a lick] Mmm... It snaps off and hits the ground. Scrooged Script (Dialogue Transcript) (1988) SpongeBob: And what did you wish for, little girl? No one quite knows the reason.. Squidward: SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it? Patchy: [to the tune of "Jingle Bells"] Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho. It's almost Christmas in Encino, California, and Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, is deep in preparations for the holiday. I'm Santa. [a gray cloud comes and rains on SpongeBob] Ho, ho, ho! Squidward: SpongeBob, grow up will ya? How Santa Stole Christmas!/Transcript | DuckTales Wiki | Fandom. SpongeBob: Squidward, c'mon. Now his eye patch is back on] List of episode transcripts Citizens: ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. A copy of my birth certificate? Potty: [squawks] Man overboard? Hi. First, Little Bill, Bobby, and April see a train in a store window. The Fat Controller was now waiting impatiently for Thomas. Squidward: Oh, brother. Sandy: What?! Register Start a Wiki . Potty flies out, and there is a nest underneath her. We are thrilled to spend another summer shooting Christmas movies in Canada. Wikis. Where's Santa? But the Grinch.....who lived just north of Who-ville,. Show yourself. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? [Squidward gives the little girl two forks] SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday. Caroling robots start to sing "Silent Night" outside the house. Welcome Christmas, while we stand. I don't believe in Santa Claus! Merry Christmas, Miss Shields. Patchy: And he writes, "Dear SpongeBob, I am ten years old, and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. 5,663 Pages. Patchy: Back off, you flying freak! Doctor Who episode transcripts. did not. No! Patchy: You, I'm ignoring. Zoom out to show the boat is on Patchy's head] Trim the sails! Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom. This thing is as good as a blank check direct from the First National Bank of Santa Claus. History Talk (0) Comments Share. SYLVIA: It's Christmas Day, I never get up before ten. Christmas/Transcript < Christmas. Cake Family 2022 Christmas/Transcript; Cap Family Holiday Season 2033; Carson Family 2027 Christmas; Cloud Family 2034 Christmas; D Daniels Family Christmas 2017; Dano Family 2028 Christmas; DJ, Diego, and Kyle's 2015 Christmas; E Eastern Family Christmas 2036; Edwards Family Christmas … Next, Little Bill points to a Captain Brainstorm rocket eraser, and Al hands it to him. SpongeBob: [laughs] Today, I'm gonna sneak up and get that Sandy with a super sneaky karate move. Let's go waste our time somewhere else. [Patchy tears the envelope open, pieces of it flying all over. Patchy: And so, Sandy wove the magical tale of gumdrops and pennywhistles. Patrick: Here you go, SpongeBob. Narrator: And now, direct from Encino, America's favorite pirate and president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate. Patchy: Is Squidward right? Santa: Dear Squidward, thanks for all your help! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Christmas Who? " [Potty flies on the counter] Lots of other people had traveled to Bethlehem, too. Register Start a Wiki. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Mr. Krabs. [does a crazy dance while saying his "ho ho ho"] Am I insane? Episodes. Yoo-hoo. The following is a transcript of an interview with Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar that aired Sunday, December 13, 2020, on "Face the Nation." Encyclopedia SpongeBobia. DONNA: I'm not wasting a second in this place. [pushes the button and three wooden Squidwards with clarinets come out and bob up and down] Wow. This is the greatest gift I've ever gotten. Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly? You can get started on your letter. Citizens: ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Potty: Cookie! [lots of bottles get shot up to the surface] Credits. Register Start a Wiki. Gifts for good people. Present. Full credit to the Encyclopedia SpongeBobia for this article's appearance, template and content. Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming! Disneyland Paris - Space Mountain 1995 VHS UK Advert; Opening to The Sword in the Stone 1995 UK VHS; Walt Disney Home Video Promo; Walt Disney Home Video Promo-0 [starts to write] Dear Santa, what do I want for Christmas, you may ask? Directed by Preston A. Whitmore II. SpongeBob: What did you wish for, Patrick? Squidward: ♪Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree. Bob: Aw. Sandy: [laughs] No. Squidward: Oh, well, uhh, you see, I'm not really... First Lady Melania Trump is heard complaining about Christmas decorations on a tape secretly recorded by Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, a former friend and senior adviser to the first lady. All the engines were busy with the final preparations. Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? SpongeBob: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [Squidward covers his mouth] But best of all, she told of the one they call, Santa Claus. [in his sleigh flying] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Later] It's about time you got back! SANTA: Why me? [faints and falls on Gary's shell] This is the greatest you could've given me. [After the title card and opening credits, SpongeBob is shown waiting on a hill near Sandy's treedome, wearing karate gloves] He appears to be parodying S.D. [Patchy goes to avoid him] This article is a stub. Rev › Blog › Transcripts › Political Transcripts › Melania Trump Tapes & Recording Transcripts on Child Separation at Border, Christmas First Lady Melania Trump was recorded in the summer of 2018 by her senior advisor Stephanie Winston Wolkoff. This is a transcript for the VeggieTales Christmas Spectacular!. There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow! SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Step outside, we've got something for you to see.♪ SpongeBob: [laughs] Go ahead, Santa Claus. Squidward: Don't do that again. Fred: Thanks for the lies, Mr. Fairytale! [presses it and the bottle shoots up to the surface] SpongeBob: Here, Patrick, watch me. Wikis. Potty: [squawks] They didn't? SpongeBob: Huh? ... but you still can't get comfortable where he can see you. Warm regards, Santa Claus. A book of matches? [puts bowl on her head] A new hairstyle. It is available 24/7. Squidward: Yawn. Patchy: Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae. The PBS Kids Characters: Merry Christmas! Category:Christmas Transcripts | Transcript Wiki | Fandom. What's this? 1 Transcript 1.1 UK 1.2 Ringo Starr US "Narration" 1.3 George Carlin Version Ringo Starr: It was two days before Christmas. Merry Christmas! Shelly: Thanks, Santa. Category:Finished Transcripts | Big Idea Wiki | Fandom. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Oi! [scratches the wrench like it's a puppy] [practices karate and sneaks over to Sandy's door as Sandy hums "Jingle Bells"] Patrick then falls to the ground as well. 1 Part 1 1.1 Skips' Story: Planet Celsius 1.2 Interlude 1 1.3 Benson's First Story: 12 Days of Christmas Rock 1.4 Interlude 2 1.5 Part 2 1.6 Mordecai and Rigby's Story: The Fifth Dimension (The episode starts with Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Eileen in the living room, dressed in Christmas sweaters) Hi Five Ghost: First ever Christmas in space, guys! ***** Christmas Hide and Seek script excerpt: Narrator: Mary and Joseph had traveled to Bethlehem and now they needed to find a place to sleep for the night. Patchy: No! Please! [Potty is not letting go] Yeah. Or a shaving kit? Merry Christmas. Squidward: Well, that, um, is a result of, uh, undersea pressure on my body. Merry Christmas. Squidward: ♪Go away before I harm you bodily!♪ [He dumps garbage on SpongeBob and Patrick] Old Man Jenkins: And mine! SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly. Potty: Kissy, kissy! Now I can finish me story! No! SpongeBob: Not yet. This page is the transcript for "The Christmas Special". Potty squawks and falls to the ground. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? He switches his patch over to the other eye] Hey, that's better! Sandy: What in the name of the Alamo is wrong with you, SpongeBob? Squidward: Aww, our first Christmas. The Nightmare Before Christmas Script (1993) 4. Not your normal, average, everyday.♪ Credits [donkey appears on screen making noises] 'Cause it feels like the first Christmas to me.♪ [laughs at SpongeBob] Squidward: [pokes head out of his window] Santa Claus is a big phony! (Special begins with a montage of Little Bill, April, and Bobby walking to various places to get Christmas things. [SpongeBob knocks on the door] You might as well take the door. [hands the little girl a wrench] There you go, little girl! Susie: Front teeth! [runs into Squidward's house and upstairs to have him write his letter] [searches in his house for something] C'mon, let's see. [he blows on his pipe, and bubbles emerge] Why, I'll bet old SpongeBob is gearing up for Santa Claus right now! Fish Head: [as voiceover] Name and address withheld! Who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's very first Christmas? Potty: [squawks] Give us a lick! People seem a little more brotherly! Turn on the Weather Channel! Movie Script Title (Click To Read) Movie Script Type; Sabrina Script Squidward: Uhh, right, just a second. [pans over live-action houses.] Squidward: ♪SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!♪ OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Squidward: That almost felt good. Sounds good. Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Cheering) (Song Starts) Dash, Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Singing) Dashing Through The Snow In A One Horse Sleigh O'er The Fields We Go, Laughing All The Way! [transition to the musical number, "The Very First Christmas"] Heart to heart and hand in hand. He's just running late. What's this? Next What? [it is then morning and they are tired] All I want is for you to visit gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom. [shoots a bottle up to the surface] Okay, everybody, we've got a lot to do now that we've summoned Santa Claus. [he notices he's on air] Oh! SpongeBob: You were right, Squidward. Edit source History Talk (0) Share. Cuts to Patrick standing by his house with a dopey smile on his face. Ho, ho, ho! Patchy: No sir, my fine feathered little neck pain. Cake Family 2022 Christmas/Transcript; Cap Family Holiday Season 2033; Carson Family 2027 Christmas; Cloud Family 2034 Christmas; D Daniels Family Christmas 2017; Dano Family 2028 Christmas; DJ, Diego, and Kyle's 2015 Christmas; E Eastern Family Christmas 2036; Edwards Family Christmas 2016; F Filany Family Christmas 2028; Fink Family 2033 Christmas; Finster Family 2013 Christmas… Category:Episode transcripts | Encyclopedia SpongeBobia | Fandom. Thank you, Flick. Patrick: Another piece of paper. Next transcript: Despicable Me 3: The Secret Life of Pets 2: Bob: I-Illumination! [Cuts to Hans reaching over and ringing a bell. She looks at the one for Rose and gazes wistfully into the distance. Patchy looks out the window] What's that? See, he is real. C'mon! SpongeBob: You're welcome. Where's Santa? The name "Patchy" appears. Merry Christmas. from season two, which aired on December 6, 2000. Potty: Squ-ouch! [He picks up a picture of Patrick. 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